I'll start this little bit with some stuff you know.
Halloween is a modern thing, thousands of years ago it was ACTUALLY a pagan holiday, i'll cover that in another post. But ya, drop it. Halloween is no longer Pagan, its Hallmark.
What we know as Halloween, though based on the the pagan holiday has nothing to do with it now. It, like most of the holidays we celebrate, is now rooted more in modern logic and Hallmark.
So what is Halloween? Its a day where all goes! Kids cause mischief, the creepy and strange run free, stores sell fake body parts, and the next day Dentist celebrate!
Really. That's what it is! So go out and dress up, get candy, part your ass off in a sexy costume, and sit on your porch scaring children and shooting the teenage rebels... Worlds better off! ;3
Go out and feel safe knowing your supporting a Americanized holiday and some 3rd world country that makes your candy and costumes! And tomorrow go swarm the Dentist and Doctors with hangovers and sugar crashing galore!
Be your inner "Monster" the 31st as you help children celebrate the one holiday that get to gorge on candy and fear! After all, its the one time your boobs can pop out and not be a whore, or take your zombie lifestyle up a notch with some raw meat and brains!
As for me, i'll be giving out candy, guarding my house from any morons and shooting zombies! That's right, Resident Evil time! My boyfriend will be covered in chicken blood and running from my little "Zombie Hunters" since he wants to be a zombie this year, were letting the dogs chase him down as training for the zombie take over!
Ah, im expecting a BLOODY fun night... x3
Be safe, God Bless, and have fun Ghouls and Goblins!
Wolf
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