Okay yall, have roommates? I do. Notice stuff goes missing...? I Do!
Is it your roommate? Or is it evil-Other dimension Goblins! OooOoooo....
Socks go in the washer together, go in the DRYER together, but you open it up... POOF! I actually tied one pair together and they came untied in the dryer and one went poof!
Is this Halloween related? Fuck if I know! O: The cursing IS required for this freaky, wide ranged issue!! But that's not all! My glasses, my cell phone, jumpdrive, food! They all vanish!
POOF POOF POOF!
WHHY!?!?!?
Well! I set out a trap! And I caught the little thieves...
Heres One, hiding in the microwave! That's WHO took my food I bet!
Is it your roommate? Or is it evil-Other dimension Goblins! OooOoooo....
Socks go in the washer together, go in the DRYER together, but you open it up... POOF! I actually tied one pair together and they came untied in the dryer and one went poof!
Is this Halloween related? Fuck if I know! O: The cursing IS required for this freaky, wide ranged issue!! But that's not all! My glasses, my cell phone, jumpdrive, food! They all vanish!
POOF POOF POOF!
WHHY!?!?!?
Well! I set out a trap! And I caught the little thieves...
Heres One, hiding in the microwave! That's WHO took my food I bet!
Though I never saw it, when developing the film, I found THIS!
This next one seems to have been pretty brave, almost curious. When approached it simply stared and cocked its head!
They exists! I has proof! Watch out for these little Goblins in your home!
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Thank you for reading this, for those who are wondering the photos were a joke, the missing stuff isn't! The first two pictures were really just my older cat Miss Kitty (RIP) who died some time ago. She was a small cat, known to run off with your under...garments... The last is a older Picture of my mothers dog BB. I can truly blame her for stealing food, shoes, socks, and at one strange point my homework! She was given that bowl to clean though. I would make a sweet item once a month when I lived at home and the quirky pup always licked the bowl clean. She is still alive and well with my mom!
I still believe in those Goblins and the stuff going missing. But having 3 dogs of my own I know theres a chance they took it too...but they cant get in a closed dryer to untie socks!
So I stand by this! Happy Halloween yall, don't miss my next post with Recipes that I both found and made myself!
Good luck, be safe, God Bless!
Wolf
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Thank you for reading this, for those who are wondering the photos were a joke, the missing stuff isn't! The first two pictures were really just my older cat Miss Kitty (RIP) who died some time ago. She was a small cat, known to run off with your under...garments... The last is a older Picture of my mothers dog BB. I can truly blame her for stealing food, shoes, socks, and at one strange point my homework! She was given that bowl to clean though. I would make a sweet item once a month when I lived at home and the quirky pup always licked the bowl clean. She is still alive and well with my mom!
I still believe in those Goblins and the stuff going missing. But having 3 dogs of my own I know theres a chance they took it too...but they cant get in a closed dryer to untie socks!
So I stand by this! Happy Halloween yall, don't miss my next post with Recipes that I both found and made myself!
Good luck, be safe, God Bless!
Wolf
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